I'm so happy you stopped by here first instead of dropping by my house.
First, this site is way cleaner and easier to navigate.
Second, no children will scream at you, unless they're your own children.
And third, I can be in my pajamas, you can be in your pajamas, and no one need be alarmed.
Take a moment and page on through. And for Pete's sake, stay as long as you'd like.