March 25, 2013
March 2013

Hope Springs Eternal

Is it over yet? This is the disheartening visual of my attempt to ascend our driveway this morning after taking Ana to school. I didn’t make it. After schlepping Thea in my arms up to the house, her fingers a death-grip on my coat as I slipped and slid, I felt it was time to …

March 21, 2013
March 2013

Gene Pools and Other Dangers

I heard recently that some people just do not possess the close-the-drawer gene. Evidently these particular humans are simply unable to remember to close drawers and cupboard doors after they have opened them. This seems like sketchy science to me (and in fact, my source was absolutely unscientific), but I have decided to work with …

March 20, 2013
March 2013

Thanks and an Update

Hi, all. Thank you for praying for Jada. This has been a rough week, but I think little Jada and her strong mama (and grandma!) are on a slow downhill slope. Please do remember her in your prayers and thank God with me that she is healing. Lindsay blogs beautifully and usually with a frequency …

March 18, 2013
March 2013

We Are Family

Take a gander at this lovely girl. My niece. Jada Rae. So stinking cute, it’s nearly painful.I adore her, as I do her mama, her daddy, and her brother. Jada is recovering from a big-dog surgery she underwent last week to repair her cleft palate. I am in awe of smart doctors and their moxie …

March 15, 2013
March 2013

Spring Fashion 2013

Because I love you, I have gone ahead and condensed a spring fashion guide right here, right now. You may write me a thank-you note. But please only do so if you are wearing one of these featured ensembles. First we have the ever-beloved crotch pant. Because we all have great reasons for accentuating that …

March 13, 2013
March 2013

Holding Out for A Hero(ine)

I’m really so sad about this man in the news. Photo credit. As you might know from this post we are obsessed with the Olympics. When Mr. Pistorius ran in London this summer, all five of us cheered until our voices cracked. I cried when I heard the humility and grace with which he handled the …

March 11, 2013
March 2013

How To Be A Writer

When I first got into this writing gig, I thought I would camp out in a cozy attic room with a gabled ceiling, a roaring fire, and classical music playing in the background. This was the first of many, ahem, misunderstandings about the publishing world. Sometime I’ll tell you the story about when a certain …

March 8, 2013
March 2013

Love Letter To Carbs

I do so love to eat. I am not the girl who forgets a meal. I have never understood people who say, with genuine surprise, “Oh, dear golly! I was so busy, I forgot to eat lunch!” No, no, never. I also love breakfast and dinner. And dessert. I like to cook and then I …

March 6, 2013
March 2013

Do as I say…

The danger of having children is that they imitate you. Sometimes this is flattering, like when they quote your favorite poet or sing your favorite Puccini aria. I speak hypothetically as this has not yet happened at our home. But there are nice imitations, I’m sure of it. And then there are those days when …

March 1, 2013
March 2013

Animal Planet

Whither we go, we are followed by wildlife. Don’t swoon, you animal lovers. Don’t get happy, you people who like to spend free time at Pet Mart, the zoo, or walking the fields and finding wildlife living their wild lives. We have these. And these. And most recently, these. Photo credit. (I did not take …

February 27, 2013
February 2013

The Waiting

I am waiting. So far, I am not very good at it. I finished a manuscript last summer and I’m waiting to see where and if it lands. Photo credit. Listen, I should tell you that I have a long, colorful history with God and his faithfulness. In all the years I’ve walked with him …

February 25, 2013
February 2013

Oscar Who?

Well, people, the transformation is complete. I am officially completely out of it. There was a time when I had seen all of the movies up for Best Picture at the Oscars. In fact, our best friends used to throw an Oscar party where folks would dress up in costumes reflecting their pick for best …

February 22, 2013
February 2013

Winner!

We have a winner! Congratulations, Becca Morgan from New York! Your day (and home) just got a bit brighter, I believe, with the help of Sarah McCoy and her cool stuff. Thanks for entering, folks. I hope you head back to Permanent Collection and Sarah’s Etsy shop when you are next in need of a …

February 20, 2013
February 2013

Girls in the Know Giveaway 2.13

Hoo, boy, am I excited about this giveaway. Here’s the thing: I am weirdo about paper. Seriously weird. My favorite store when I was a kid was a stationery store. I like paper like some people like cocaine. Okay, maybe not exactly like that, but I promise that if cute cards were illegal, I would …

February 18, 2013
February 2013

Love and Marriage

I am married to a fantastic man. He is patient with me. I can freak a person out, I assure you. And he has never left, even when I’m positive he wanted to at least take a side trip to Missouri. Or Tahiti. We’ve been married for fourteen years of glory, since we were twelve. …

February 15, 2013
February 2013

Shout-out for the Mamas

Listen, moms of little ones. I’ve been thinking about you lately. Photo credit. I’ve been talking with some of you and have remembered well and anew the complete exhaustion of being the source of most things in the house. Food source, holding-in-tired-arms source, help-me-to-sleep source, clean-my-tush source…The grand pumba. The big cheese. The very, very …

February 13, 2013
February 2013

Valentine’s, Shmalentine’s

Happy Valentine’s Day Almost! Do you feel love about this day? Back in the day of big bangs and Pepe jeans, I LOVED Valentine’s Day. It brimmed with promise, even if I had no beau at the time. Flowers, a sweet note, love songs, walks in the rain, tours of medieval castles….wait. That’s Ireland. Sorry. …

February 11, 2013
February 2013

Breakaway 2012. Yowza.

Dear Breakaway Peeps, I had the time of my life with you all. That was a lot of love in one room. And a lot of noise and hormones. And whooping it up. In short, I fit right in. Thanks for humoring me. And for revealing yourself to me. A LOT of yourself. Ahem. Thanks …

February 8, 2013
February 2013

Dennis Quaid Is Here

When you read these words, I will be with the teenagers. I hope they like me and I hope they don’t fall asleep, roll their eyes without pause, or text furiously during my talks. In short, I hope they are more polite than I was as a teenager. I’ll let you know how it goes. …

February 6, 2013
February 2013

Signs, Signs, Everywhere are Signs

Now that I’m noticing signage, I’m really getting a charge out of how weird so many of them are. Who makes signs? Are they the same, humorless people who work at the DMV? I saw a few particularly helpful signs on a recent trip and I felt the grave responsibility of sharing them with you. …

February 4, 2013
February 2013

On the Bookshelf: Unorthodox by Deborah Feldman

Holy cats, did I happen upon a great book. I honestly cannot remember where I bought it. Do you have this problem? Buying books and hoarding them, stacking them up in your house, by your bed? Compulsively making lists of what you want to read? Purchasing them and then forgetting the time and place because …

January 31, 2013
January 2013

’94 Rules!

Remember high school? Riiiight. Me neither. I’m trying really hard in this moment to remember high school, but I’m afraid all I can remember is big hair and being nervous. Photo source. I don’t think the hair made me nervous but it certainly couldn’t have helped. I’m getting ready to speak at a youth group convention. …

January 30, 2013
January 2013

Jeggings and Other Horrors

Please, please help me out here. Why the jeggings? Photo source. Try not to concentrate on the fact that this particular woman hasn’t eaten since half-way through the Clinton administration and focus instead on my confusion. Why skin-tight jeans that aren’t jeans, with cuffs that squeeze all the blood out of one’s ankles? I have …

January 29, 2013
January 2013

Reasons I’m Not Famous

Did you watch the Golden Globes? Yeah, me neither. I had good intentions and I think Amy P. and Tina Fey are hi-larious, but I get so distracted so easily and I think that night I cleaned out my shoe rack. Turns out, the Birkenstocks I bought in the mid-nineties really AREN’T coming back in …

January 24, 2013
January 2013

Winner!

Thanks for entering, for liking, and for thinking about free booties, all in the name of love. Our winner, winner, chicken dinner is….. Stacie Baumler Gorkow! Congrats, Miss Stacie. Kristen of K. Noel will contact you about your spoils. And because a True Random Number Generator isn’t exactly my idea of solid entertainment, I leave …

January 22, 2013
January 2013

Girls in the Know Giveaway: K.Noel

One of my favorite byproducts about this whole writing adventure has been getting to meet so many creative women. That and crying with my mom every time we get the first printed copy of one my novels. And when people give me chocolate. And when I get to talk about books and get paid for …

January 18, 2013
January 2013

The Perils of Worship Team, Part Two

I’m so comfortable in this long, leather chair, so I’m just going to continue our therapy session. Is that all right? How does that make you feel? So, this all started at the beginning, see, this fear of public indignities and church. I won’t bring you al the way back to my childhood, though that …

January 16, 2013
January 2013

The Perils of Worship Team, Part One

I’m developing a complex about going out in public. Specifically, to church. Specifically, when I sing on the worship team at church. For those of you not hip to all the cheeseball verbiage we Christians employ, usually only around each other but as if everyone else in the world understands, “worship team” does not involve …

January 14, 2013
January 2013

On the Bookshelf: Beautiful Outlaw by John Eldredge

I have a friend who is hysterically funny and smart and who collects Bad Jesus Art. You heard me. And you know you’ve seen some. I, for one, get nervous around Jesus art, mostly because images don’t jive at all with how I picture the Jesus that now, today, gives me hope. For one thing, …

January 11, 2013
January 2013

Hakuna Matata…and Other Falsehoods

We had the great fortune of spending a day at Disneyland recently. While not exactly the Happiest Place On Earth, it was enough fun to keep me from going back during my lifetime us busy. I do have some observations that may prove helpful to those of you considering a trip to the Promised Land: …

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